Lawyer Up, You Punk!







That’s one way to confuse a cat.





Sheep I’d Like To F**k!

“Chicken Over Bitches”

At least he’s honest.



W…T…F…?





That’s a bit excessive.

Nature always finds a way to f*ck you.

Bootlegs have the best covers.


WTF?


Are crocodiles killing off disabled people?

Well, I think you have enough bait.

Man wins!


You sure bought a lot of junk food at the Mapco Mart.


I wonder why?





You’ll never get clean.

Looks like you got more than you bargained for. Unless of course you bargained for a doll with a penis, in which case, congrats.

Maybe it was Jesus? (Get it? Get it?)





The line between patriotism and creepiness has been crossed.

Hot dog flavored potato chips! Happy 4th of July!

Have a seat.

Hello stupid.