May 2012
House Pets Subjected To Porn Shoot
Why not put them away?
Batman At The Horse Orgy
WTF? Where’s Robin?
Nice Pork Loin
Don’t play with your meat.
Check Out The Tail On Her
What a fox!
Protect Ya Tings
“I saw this sign on the side of a building while driving to the airport in the Bahamas!”
Chinstrap Haircut
A little something for the ladies…
Tampon Joint
“We’re all out of papers!”
Epic Sunburn
The legend of Lobster Boy…
Star Wars Train Ride
Next stop, Coruscant…
Anti-Bullying Hitler
He’s my favorite Hitler.
Tenacious D Cumrag
Everything else is just a cumrag…
Pug Life
Let’s cruise around looking for bitches…
Biggest Loser Bathroom
Must have wider stalls?
Chef's Dick Confit, With Fried Potatoes
Must be a Japanese restaurant. http://brk.to/f8qw
Pussycat
Here, kitty kitty.
Batman And Darth Vader On A Subway
Someone’s been reading my dream journal.
Truck Full Of R2D2s
Just hauling some droids
Face Down In A Urinal
Rough night?
How Marshmallows Are Really Made
With unicorn shit.
Merman
Much less sexier than a Mermaid.
Nuts Are Good, Nuts Are Healthy
That must have been one horny copywriter.
Worst Christmas Ever
Gah!
Sex Bomb
We’re gonna need a bigger plane.
Extreme Fire Danger
That Must Be Extreme!
Pissing Stalin
Just your average statue of Stalin pissing.
Please Touch Gently
I hear some manikins like it rough…
WTF Warning Sign
Well, that cleared things up…
Ghetto Trunk
Leather: a touch of class…
The People Dogs Love To Eat
Cracker-ass crackers.
Check Out The Stems On Her
Too bad she’s dead.
Bacon Makes Everything Better
Even old naked men.
Caution: The Doors Are Closing
The dangers of public transportation…
Watermelons!
This year’s crop was a little underwhelming.
Penis And Glasses
You’re welcome…?
Worst Mousetrap Ever
Today’s the day I start my low-carb diet.
The Original Lube...
Because robots chafe too…
Safety First
Somebody call OSHA…
Grassroots Advertising
Also an accurate statement…
Brain-Eating Fish
Puberty wasn’t kind to Nemo…
Tree Humor...
Ouch...
Get an EpiPen…
Teletubbies Horror
Which one’s the gay one, again?
This Coffee Tastes Like Someone's Foot
Oh, well that makes sense…
Voodoo Chicken
Somebody’s screwed…
Herpes Flareup
At least he’s honest.
A Mortician You Can Trust
Stop talking about your adventures and cremate my grammy, asshole…
Birth Control Tips From Florida Teens
No wonder there are so many Florida Teen Moms.
Urinal Fish
Golden (Fish) Shower…
